Science fiction and fantasy                                            

Random Quest Generator

Every hero or heroine needs a quest, otherwise they're just running around the countryside posing and trampling the pixies.

For bonus points, use the first quest you get in your story or RPG, no matter how silly or inconsistent it is. Sometimes working out these plot points is what makes a story more interesting.

It's dark, and the a smell of alcohol and vinegar spikes the air. You hope your fingers don't slip as you climb an enormous tree. A palace guard passes you a pebble, and says

"Destroy the greedy mermaid of Rape."

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